Quotes from the old days...

On the old Domain Admins web site we used to maintain a rotating quote selection. Each time you logged in you would be presented with a new quote at the top of the page. This blog doesn't have that functionality but Ive saved all the quotes for posterity

"Where-ever you go there you are"

"God created Arrakis to train the faithful"

"Thank god for Beer!"

"You cant handle the Truth!"

"Thats it, game over man, game over!"

"Houston we have a problem"

"What do you despise?, by this are you truly known"

"Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around now and again, you may miss it"

"I guess they would rather be alive than free, poor dumb bastards"

"Well there's something you don't see every day"

"I don't feel the need to wipe out everyone, just my enemies"

"May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?"

"Hello, my name is Inego Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."

"Assimilate THIS!"

"If there is a bright center to the universe you are on the planet that its farthest from"

"I find your lack of faith, disturbing."

"We are on a mission from god."

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?."

"In this world there are two kinds of people, those with loaded guns and those who dig, you dig?"

"There is no spoon"

"I'm not a witch I'm your wife!"

"When I was your age television was called books"

"God may be dead but you still have to kiss his ass"

"Its never done that before!"

"This isn't flying, its falling with style!"

"Do I look like someone who cares what god thinks?"

"Surgery is open!, whats today's agenda?, ah yes, evisceration!."

"Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh."

"Hell is more ordered since your time, Princess. And much less amusing"

"Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."

"Everyone thinks I'm this big dyke because I wear baggy pants and play sports and I'm not pretty like other girls. But all I really want is a big, fat weiner up my..."

"Her yabos scoff at gravity."

"Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey."

"What He really hates is the shit that gets carried out in his name. Wars. Bigotry. Televangelism."

"We call this next item The Fecalator. One look at it, and the target shits his or her pants."

"I think it's better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier."

"Mass genocide is the most exhausting practice one can engage in. Next to soccer."

"When the going gets tough, the tough go cyclic"

"When Someone tells you your butt is on fire, you should listen to them."

"There is no such thing as a bad donut"

"If you want results, press the red button."

"You may think it's easier to de-ice your windshield with a flamethrower, but there are repercussions. Serious repercussions."

"There are some things that just aren't meant to be eaten."

"The intelligent man wins his battles with pointed words. I'm sorry - I meant sticks. Pointed sticks."

"I don't need a surgeon telling me how to operate on myself."

"Never leave your keys in a reactor core."

"I may not be the richest man on earth. Or the smartest. Or the handsomest."

"My favorite color is chocolate."

"When that guy turned water into wine, he obviously wasn't thinking of us Beer drinkers."

"What kind of fool would leave a pie on a windowsill anyway?"

"Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs."

"I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time"

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain"

"My computer is bigger and faster than yours"

"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously"

"The buck stops with the guy who signs the checks"

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"The draft is white people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect the country they stole from the red people"

"What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator."

"Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?"

"Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad."

"If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing."

"Bow before me for I am root!"

"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents."

"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get one million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it"

"No I will not fix your computer"

"Go away or I will replace you with a small shell script"